
Sorry things have been a little slower than usual over the last two days. What started out as jet lag became something with lots of coughing and sleeplessness, which in turn paved the way for some kind of bacteria or virus that doesn’t think my body should retain food. Throw all that on top of my alcoholism and, well, the bloggy product here suffers a little bit.
Thanks for your patience. I’ll try to rally for a little more work today, and things will (I hope) be back to normal tomorrow. If you have my home address, send chicken soup and strippers. (Strippers: chicken soup for your groin.)
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New Site News banner pic = WINNAR.
got tuba?
(Strippers: chicken soup for your groin.)
And like chicken soup, if the “can” is dented or damaged, you can get botulism from strippers as well. So I’ve heard.
Strippers, chicken soup, and my groin are three items that should never be pictured together.
Here’s a free lesson for you: I’ve never met a stripper that didn’t enjoy being vomited on.
Those shoes totally don’t match her bikini.
dear god, smello has taken over burnsy’s account!
I have not, Merk, but Burnsy’s not wrong. And, for the record, I really dig the shoes.
Yea, thanks for including some pics to go with the banner… Sick or not; just a douche move… What am I supposed to do with this log in my pants now?