SITE NEWS: HOLIDAY SCHEDULE
12.22.08Hey everybody. Even though I live a godless, hellbound existence, my family has Christian roots, so of course this week is gonna be kind of effed up. I know that no one cares about my parents seeing New York City or when I have to rent a car and drive for six hours, so just know that — aside from Christmas on Thursday — I’m going to do my best to keep fresh content up throughout the week.
That means an almost-regular schedule today, followed by some abbreviated days the rest of this week. And in lieu of full days of posting, I’ll be doing special posts celebrating the hottest women of With Leather in 2008. Oh, and I’m going to offer Josh Z — AKA M.M. Punte, Esq. — an expired coupon for the Bunny Ranch to help out a little bit, too.
So that will be a nice way to stay warm, assuming your Internet bill takes priority over your gas bill. Happy holidays, dear readers. And by holidays I mean Christmas and New Year’s. Take your Hannukah and shove it.
(Note: Before the Anti-Defamation League gets involved, that wasn’t meant as Anti-Semitic. It was meant as anti-Hannukah. It’s a weak-ass holiday. I would never disrespect a REAL Jewish holiday, like Rosh Hoshanah or Yom Kippur or Barbra Streisand’s birthday).


No Kwanza?
I don’t know if you considered this, but some people might take your attack on Hanukkah as antisemitic. I know you would never want to give off that impression so perhaps we could talk about ways to soften your language a bit.
And fuck Kwanzaa.
I plan on having a kwrazy kwanza
Is it wrong that I look forward to the site news posts more than any others just because of the pictures that accompany them?
I read the site for the articles
You guys can keep your crazy-ass holiday traditions. Personally, I celebrate the Winter Solstice by sacrificing a virgin to appease the gods, and look how well it’s been working out for me.
I celebrate Hanukkah by emptying my ash tray.
/bacon is the best