A 23-year-old his school athletic trainer in Orange County was arrested on suspicion of a sex crime. Hope Jacoby is charged with oral copulation with a minor and unlawful sex with a minor. Mmmm… illegal blowjobs are the best kind.
Sheriff’s deputies were informed of the unlawful acts by someone who saw a text message photograph, [Sheriffs spokesman Jim] Amormino said. The boy was between 14 and 17 years old.
Jacoby, who lives in San Juan Capistrano, was jailed in lieu of $100,000 bail, Amormino said. Investigators believe there may have been other victims, he said.
Yes, those poor “victims.” Will the teenage boys ever recover from the mental trauma of being blown by a hot older woman?
I can only assume that these other victims were varsity athletes who needed extra attention from the trainer. And good for them. Varsity athletes have a hard time meeting girls. I’m tired of all these stories about cheerleaders and teachers seducing the drama club president and the choir’s lead tenor.
[more pics at Busted Coverage]


Wait, there are *legal* blow jobs? Who knew?
Film at 11:00…
She really needs to brush her hair.
since when do high schools have hot 20 yr old trainers? All we got was a student trainer and he was a fat kid with a glass eye.
It really bothers me that people would want to ruin this underground fellation/physical therapy ring. America is awful.
“illegal blowjobs are the best kind.” –
You like your blowjobs like I like my immigrants.
Jacoby, who lives in San Juan Capistrano, was jailed in lieu of $100,000 bail…
The male athletes at the school are organizing a charity drive to raise funds for bail money as we speak. They are going to sell Blow-Pops at a huge markup.
The student had to be hospitalized. He had a broken wrist from getting high-fives by every single dude in the entire fucking school.
Note to sexy training staff:
Only blow Seniors.
Jacoby, who lives in San Juan Capistrano, was jailed in lieu of $100,000 bail, Amormino said.
They’re not going to release her until March 21, with the rest of the swallows.
A victimless crime if ever there was one.
Man, this is totally unfair. I would kill to be in her shoes.
I mean…I would kill to be in the ATHLETE’S shoes. Yeah…that’s what I meant.
i’m guessing someone’s boyfriend got jealous
GRRR, CAPTAIN OF THE GOLF TEAM!
@Stinky Pete: +1
Also, did I mention living in Orange County is pretty cool? 70 and sunny today.
Even her mug shot is kind of hot.
Hope Jablomey?
I’m going to have to take back some of the nasty things I’ve been saying about Orange County. If there are sexy trainers handing out handjobs and blowing out blowjobs to random high school kids, the place can’t possibly be all bad.
i would like to be a victim
@Zack
Although you’ve found a diamond in a mound of elephant shit, you’ve still had your fingers in steaming elephant shit.
I’m saying this of course from my crystal palace in northern Colorado.
This reminds me of that old song…”She swallows…come back to Capistrano…”
I think I still have 2 years left of eligibility in high school sports…