12.23.08 SEXIEST ATHLETES OF 2008: LERYN FRANCO

god in leryn12 she reminds me of vigo from ghostbusters II

I just jizzed in my pants.

What a difference from that last post.

Whoever came up with that see-through shirt is the greatest designer in the history of fashion. If I were president of Japan, I’d appoint him to my Ministry of Education and put him in charge of uniform design.

Kinda fucking 180 degrees from the last post.

She does look like the type of woman who’s brother, Chewy (a cop), would no doubt like to romper el culo, pinche gringo

Those tits are spectacular.

There is no jump, Matt! I come here for the hard-hitting sports analysis and avert my eyes from scandalous photographs, lest impure thoughts invade my brain. How can I remain chaste when THERE IS NO JUMP??!!?!?

In conclusion, I’d sit on a cactus for the rest of eternity for one chance to lick her ass.

I’d like to track her field.

I’m bad at this. Let’s just say I would like to make her acquaintance in a penis-meets-vagina kind of way.

Still terrible. If I can’t be smooth in blog comments, how the fuck can I close the deal with her in person???

Roofies?

Ah…roofies…

/jots down 289’s idea in notebook
//Googles “roofies salesman”
///arrested by FBI
////cellmate looks a little like Leryn — happy ending!

The only thing that could ruin this for me would be finding out that she was the spawn of John Franco.

Those see through shirt pics should have been front and center. Other than that, kudos, sir, kudos.

MMMM exotic Carla Gugino’s cousin hot

Also no post about Shawn Johnson? BOOOO!!!

I’d imagine that after having sex with Leryn Franco, you’d sort of go blind, except that instead of everything fading to black or gray, all you’d see for the rest of your life would be rainbows.

No post about Shawn’s Johnson? Yaaaay!

@ Zak

I See.
What.
You did there.

i imagine her vagina has unsightly boils covering half of it.

/making myself feel better about never coming close to hitting something like that.
//not doing very good job

Merk, I think I speak for everyone here when I say- I’d still take that half o’vagina.

Meh.

*goes back to tranny golfer thread*

Massive bruiser of a gallery

Quite fitting, since I intend to give my penis a massive bruise while looking at these pics.

WithLeather posts Leryn Franco and I-JIZZ IN MY PANTS.

That chick’s got a SMOKING body, but a case of the Butterface.

Nice looking girl, but she’s sporting a little pepper in those armpits in the bikini pics. That said, I guess we should be thankful that a Paraguayan bothered to shave at all.

i wouldnt care if she was the spawn of satan, no question about it, nope, none whatsoever, nada, in a new york minute, shave, no shave butterface or not, i would be alllllllll over that!!

the lil’ aborted kardashian that could