Comments on: SEAN AVERY SUSPENDED FOR BEING DOUCHEBAG

By: BahstonKelts

BahstonKelts — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:37:27 +0000

Based on that pic, I think he’s such a prick because of nicotine withdrawal. Anybody catch him smoking a butt in the penalty box? Maybe that’s what hockey players mean when they call him, ahem, the british word for “cigarette”.

By: Opus

Opus — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 17:43:31 +0000

@ TBBJ
Fox NFL Sunday and Tony Kornheiser come to mind…

By: Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson

Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 17:11:52 +0000

Bettman probably only suspended him because he was worried that the NHL would get publicity for once. What a douche. Seriously, I’m no Avery fan or anything, but is there anyone outside of the Bush administration that does their job as poorly as Gary Bettman?

By: Merk

Merk — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:42:18 +0000

Canada? Fuck man.. you got it way wrong. I live in Columbia, C-O-L-U-M-B-I-A. so just go on over there, find the roughest part of town and just start pushing people around until you find me.

/and with another enemy fooled, our hero takes a long swig of maple syrup, takes a toke of legal weed, and rides his moose off into the sunset

By: WhyDoYouAsk

WhyDoYouAsk — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:35:40 +0000

@Merk: I thought I was her one and only! It’s on, now…next time I’m in Canadia (wherever that is), we’re gonna tangle. NO ONE makes knuckle children with the girl I flog my dolphin to!

By: Merk

Merk — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:18:59 +0000

the funny part is that Avery actually had MY sloppy seconds since Elisha and I had a relationship* back when she was on Popular Mechanics for Kids.

*made knuckle children

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:10:36 +0000

Bettman suspended him when he found that Avery was dating WL mainstay, Jim Jones. Sidney Crosby already has dibs on those sloppy seconds.

By: hardawayhatesyou

hardawayhatesyou — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:01:46 +0000

Does Avery only fuck virgins or something? Or does he only care about being the first hockey player in each chick’s tender trap? Because I know for someone who has already hit Rod Stewart’s “sloppy seconds”, he’s doing a whole lotta bragging.

By: Blackcapricorn

Blackcapricorn — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:00:35 +0000

Its a shame. It would have been fun seeing Dion hitting Avery into next week.

By: Rick Vaughn

Rick Vaughn — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:55:08 +0000

This is fucked up.
Bertuzzi ends a guy’s career: 25 games
Avery “My ex is a slut”: Bye bye
Whatever.