SAINT ANDREW’S NET: CHRISTMAS EVE
12.24.08
Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. It’s also the only post that’s going up today. Happy holidays, bitches.
- McSweeney’s has several scenes from the Shakespearean tragedy Plaxico. It’s pretty funny as long as you prefer saying, “How droll!” to actually laughing.
- Batman has sad Christmases. Well, sure. But I bet he has awesome Yom Kippurs. [The High Definite]
- Shutdown Corner is tracking the mustache-growing going in San Francisco. Specifically the 49ers. But I suspect MJD has done research elsewhere. He’s thorough like that.
- Kissing Suzy Kolber analyzes the complete ineptitude of the Lions’ coaching staff. With bonus inventive swearing.
- Good news for the troops in Iraq! They can drink real beer during the Super Bowl. Bad news: they’re still in Iraq. [Rod's US Military Blog]
- Sexy WAG Sylvie van der Vaart is in the news at both Kickette, where she’s got champagne, and WWTDD, where she’s in a bikini. She wears a bikini… effectively.
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She needs some meat on her bones.
Then I’d bone her with my meat.
Not to get all sentimental with a bunch of pedophiles, rapists and general ne’er-do-wells or anything, but i just wanted to wish you ham-fisted mongoloids a Happy Whatever-you-celebrate. Thanks for a year of laughs in what otherwise would be a generally shitty year in the cubicle. You warm this perverted lil canuck’s heart. Thanks to Matt for bringing us all together under a cloak of anonymity and keeping the Feds at bay with the ruse that this is a sports blog.
Cheers Gentlemen.
McSweeney’s shit is the shti. Alack!
McSweeney’s shit is the shit. Alack!
Aw dammit
Looks like she could use some protein! wink-wink, nudge-nudge, am I right homeless guy sitting next to me at the soup kitchen?
This particular ham-fisted Mongoloid will soon become a ham-bellied Mongoloid. Hats off to Matt for another year of great work, and let me echo Merk’s sentiments – you guys are the funniest crowd of pedophiles and perverts to ever assemble in one place since the “To Catch a Predator” five-year reunion show. Cheers to all of you.
Sorry but you missed one story:
SI asked “What Happened to Michael Vicks’ dogs?”
A. They got happy…
[vault.sportsillustrated.cnn.com]
Oh WTF Sarah I used my AOL Browser to open it. Fuck.
Also Ufford you need to call a Network Meeting and sit down with Brend0n because the Vander Vaart in your pic (which I think is the real one) is not the same as WWTDD’s Vander Vaart. Also tell Vince I want fat free mayo on my sub. kthx.
/Also I may be drunk right now