ROLLER BLADING IS BAD FOR YOUR FACE
12.12.08A brief video of someone on roller blades getting a faceful of concrete is already perfect; I’m not really sure what I can add here. Would I try to improve the Mona Lisa?
And the answer is yes, absolutely. She needs more of a plunging neckline and bigger boobs. Some eye makeup and fuller lips. And her hair could really use some body — did they not rinse out conditioner in the 16th century? Basically, she needs to be Mona Lisa: Tomb Raider.
There. Much better. Oh, and the video could use some blood and more slo-mo.

Poor guy…how will he suck cock now?
Blades of Steel… that are holding your jaw to your skull now.
Blades of Steel also happens to be a great Nintendo game, Tim. But I’m sure you already knew that.
It’s a pretty good video, but I also would have liked to see him getting a citation. For littering. Littering the sidewalk with his teeth, that is.
The slow motion profanity really gives style points to these fuckups. It’s like their douchey friends never expected it to happen.