12.31.08 RAWR! SUPER NEW YEAR’S EVE LINKS!

Here’s a quick look at some things I won’t be covering in detail before the year ends.

• Busted Coverage reveals sports’ hottest D-list power couple: Lingerie Football League player/Playboy model Melany Denyse (pictured) and MMA fighter KJ Noons.  Follow the links to see more pictures of her — some of them without her shirt!  Hooray!
• Larry Fitzgerald allegedly got a little rough with his baby mama.  She says he, uh, spiked her face. [Sports by Brooks]
• Rolling Stone goes in-deep in its coverage of real-life superheroes.  Melany Denyse’s Catwoman can save me from the evils of blue balls.
• Say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon: the top 35 viral videos of the year.  [YepYep]
• Hey, the Armed Forces Bowl is on!  And you’re missing it!  Here’s an update.  [Every Day Should Be Saturday]
• Watch the ball drop tonight on CNN, where Andersoon Cooper will host with foil Kathy Griffin. [TiFaux]

Check back in at midnight Eastern time for a special New Year’s post.  Until then, drink heavily, and don’t drive anywhere.