Last year, Abbey Clancy — longtime girlfriend of gangly soccer “star” Peter Crouch — was on some abomination of a reality show with Janice Dickinson where the egomaniacal plastic she-devil supposedly taught Miss Clancy all the keys to modeling. Step 1 is look like Abigail Clancy. Step 2 is wear lingerie, like she does in this scene.
So, yeah, for those of you keeping track, this is a year-old video of something that’s barely even sports-related. On the other hand, look at that hot little ass. If that isn’t news, I don’t want to know what news it is. So like I said, I don’t want to know what news is.
[Dirty Tackle via The Spoiler]
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She’s giving me a high mercury count
Step 3: Don’t look like Janice Dickinson (more like Cuntinson, am I right!)
Nice Popeye music
Nothing to do with this but did anyone see Skip Bayless on his knees in front of ‘Brett’ (swoons) this morning?? And I quote, “you gotta go with the guy straight out of the Wrangler ad, that ruggedly handsome older guy. He’s got the tan, the brawn, that… that-that beard. He’s up there.” He went on to say that only Brady Quinn is hotter. I’m serious. This deserves its own post
So then you don’t want to hear about the 23 Somali pirates who boarded an oil tanker off the coast of Tangiers? Fine. Stick your head in the sand.
@Enrico, so step 4 is clearly profit.
step 5 should be “keep your fucking mouth shut.” that voice/accent might make my penis soft.
might.