12.05.08 MORE LIKE THIS PLEASE
One of my favorite football highlights of all time was when Troy Polamalu intercepted a pass then got tackled by his stupid frizzy hair, so naturally I’ll be adding this video to my “most watched” clips. This is from last night’s Rutgers-Louisville game (Louisville got raped), and Jourdan Brooks breaks a long run down the sideline before getting yanked down by his dreadlocks.
“I’d have to say on a scale of one to 10, an eight. No, nine,” Brooks said describing the pain of having one of his dreadlocks pulled out. “It hurt pretty bad. I never felt any pain like that.”
Wah wah wah. I wish this happened more often. Not that I begrudge guys from having dreads (unless they’re white), I just love that there’s a rule explicitly allowing players to be tackled by their hair. You just know that rule was made by some Johnny Unitas fan in the ’60s. “Take that, hippies.”
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MORE LIKE THIS PLEASE
Dreads are definitely not a haircut to set your watch to.
Brady Quinn likes his hair pulled, too.
The hair-pulling was legal, but the rimjob cost 15 yards.
I hope the tackler kept the dread as a souvenir.
Off topic here, and I don’t know if anyone gives a shit, but Simmons’ reference today to Cheddar Plax leaves no doubt he’s reading WL and KSK regularly. It’s like the 3rd straight week he’s dropped a hint like that. Anyway, dreads are for fags. Sorry.
I had some mexican last night and pulled out a few ‘dreadlocks’ of my own.
hippie…ain’t been no hippies runnin for centuries…you been freeze dried or doin hard time…
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