MORE LIKE THIS PLEASE
12.05.08One of my favorite football highlights of all time was when Troy Polamalu intercepted a pass then got tackled by his stupid frizzy hair, so naturally I’ll be adding this video to my “most watched” clips. This is from last night’s Rutgers-Louisville game (Louisville got raped), and Jourdan Brooks breaks a long run down the sideline before getting yanked down by his dreadlocks.
“I’d have to say on a scale of one to 10, an eight. No, nine,” Brooks said describing the pain of having one of his dreadlocks pulled out. “It hurt pretty bad. I never felt any pain like that.”
Wah wah wah. I wish this happened more often. Not that I begrudge guys from having dreads (unless they’re white), I just love that there’s a rule explicitly allowing players to be tackled by their hair. You just know that rule was made by some Johnny Unitas fan in the ’60s. “Take that, hippies.”

Dreads are definitely not a haircut to set your watch to.
Brady Quinn likes his hair pulled, too.
The hair-pulling was legal, but the rimjob cost 15 yards.
I hope the tackler kept the dread as a souvenir.
Off topic here, and I don’t know if anyone gives a shit, but Simmons’ reference today to Cheddar Plax leaves no doubt he’s reading WL and KSK regularly. It’s like the 3rd straight week he’s dropped a hint like that. Anyway, dreads are for fags. Sorry.
I had some mexican last night and pulled out a few ‘dreadlocks’ of my own.
hippie…ain’t been no hippies runnin for centuries…you been freeze dried or doin hard time…