12.05.08 MICHELLE WIE TO TRY EARNING SUCCESS
After what seemed like years of meltdowns and unfulfilled expectations, Michelle Wie is finally kind of kicking ass. Two days into the 90-hole “caldron” of Q school, Wie is tied for the lead at 10-under after a second day in which she shot a bogey-free 7-under 65.
By the way, I put “caldron” in quotes because that’s what the USA Today article actually calls it (and also because I would use the more correct spelling cauldron). A bunch of women are walking around beautifully manicured lawns, occasionally hitting tiny balls with clubs while people speak in hushed tones, and that’s somehow a cauldron. It’s right up there with the pressure cooker of cruise-line shuffleboard and the unforgiving crucible of lying in a hammock.
Anyway, good for Michelle. I’m glad she’s doing well because I didn’t even know that “Q school” was a qualifying event for the LPGA until she entered it. Everybody was talking about Q school this, Q school that, but nobody said that the Q was for qualifying. It’s like, Jesus, this is women’s golf. Don’t assume I know what you’re talking about.
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MICHELLE WIE TO TRY EARNING SUCCESS
I’ve played the courses at LPGA International in Daytona and just let’s say I didn’t shoot a bogey-free 7-under 65.
Also, she has nice boobies
Hey, it’s rough in those hammocks. Damn near impossible to drink a beer without spilling all over yourself…
Sex Cauldron? I thought that they closed that place down!
Fat man hands with black polish. Sweet.
I thought asians have huge boobs and lie around in a bikini? Did you lie to us Matt? Who is this woman, and where are her underpants?
“Hey Michelle, how old are you?” 16 “18? Giggity giggity!”
I thought “Q School” was “Quiche-making School”. Get the fuck back in the kitchen, ladies!
I’d totally hit that, especially since I’m fairly sure that the Lopez twin has no idea what to do with a woman, I’ll look like a rock star
Good call, Cock Flashy. It’s like a baseball mitt? She could arm wrestle Hellboy with that.
I thought Q School was where the golf balls were really frag grenades and the pitching wedge could be used as a flamethrower.
@Baron: if social studies class taught me anything, I think it’s safe to assume that her underpants are safely stashed in a vending machine somewhere in Osaka.
Did she lose her right forearm in an accident and have it replaced with the right forearm of Andre The Giant?
@ Cocky and AEVC, my bad…didn’t see the replies when I posted.
Matt, I applaud the restraint it took to not bring up the Marine Corps when making cauldron comparisons.
Actually you can spell it cauldron or caldron despite spell check not recognizing it.
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