12.01.08 MICHAEL PHELPS DID OKAY. I GUESS.
Michael Phelps briefly re-entered the American consciousness this weekend, as a bunch of gossip sites revealed the identity of his girlfriend (Caroline “Caz” Pal, as noted in this morning’s SAN) and reported that Phelps brought her home to Baltimore for Thanksgiving. (People/Page Six/Vegas Confidential)
Phelps has reportedly been dating the Vegas cocktail waitress for about two months, and now, for the first time ever, the pictures you’ve all been not thinking about or particularly wanting to see! It’s Olympic champion Michael Phelps IN THE SAME PHOTOGRAPHS AS HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!
Honestly, it’s times like this where I can hardly believe how fabulous my life is, breaking important news stories like this one.
(thanks to hunky lothario and KSK reader TMilla for sharing)
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MICHAEL PHELPS DID OKAY. I GUESS.
Historians will look back and note this is how the Chinese infiltrated our great nation.
Aw, how cute, him and his buddy have the same hat. It’s even tilted the same direction.
Thanks to Rosetta Stone, Phelps will be able to have awkward and jumbled conversations with her conservative father. Nevermind, English would be awkward and jumbled enough.
Yeah, I would’ve settled for a cocktail waitress over Carrie Underwood, too.
seroiusly - is that duce staley?
Phelps is dating Tila Tequila?
Now we know how he stays so slim and fit. As part of his training regimen, he keeps Duce Staley around to eat everything in sight.
Have you seen the ink on this girl’s back? It’s like she got stamped about seven thousand times coming through customs.
I guess Coach Finstock’s advice to Phelps went in one ear and out the other - never, and I mean never, get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger anywhere on her body.
i like asian chicks as much as the next guy, but there is a limit of face flatness. That chick could bite a wall.
15 gold medals = cocktail waitress
Had he only won 14, he’d be banging the retarded dishwasher at Denny’s.
Busted
I might have already said this before, but Phelps looks like the giant in “Big Fish”
Damn, just goes to show the difference between which sports are respected and which ones aren’t… I mean a mediocre football player like Hank Baskett gets one of the playboy bunny headliners and Phelps, king of his field, 15 gold medals to his name, has to settle for clearly used goods in the form of this gutter trash?? He should have tried basketball instead.
I’d do her
I would like to think that fish boy here knows what he is doing, but I highly doubt it. She is a gold digger son! You didn’t have to take her to meet mom and dad after she sucked you off in the bathroom at the MGM, she just wanted an autograph!
Holy gold medals,Batman! Is that the best MP could do with all those toned muscles and money and fame?! I’m puzzled…
Kid wins 9 golds in one Olympics and grabs the first cocktail waitress that would dive under the Bellagio craps table for him? Jesus, someone needs to teach him to PACE HIMSELF.
Yoko.
Am I the only one who thinks it looks like his ’stache is drawn on?
Seriously, when did Duce become the photo bomber?
he could have any girl in china and he picks this ugly broad?
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