Virginia football coach Al Groh, fighting for his job after two 5-7 seasons in three years, fired his offensive coordinator/son Mike Groh and two other assistants this weekend. The younger Groh will presumably keep the latter title, unless he doesn’t RAKE THE GODDAM YARD LIKE HIS MOTHER ASKED.
Loved by most players and an easy target for the fan base, Mike Groh’s departure ends a three-year run that provided limited success. Over the past three seasons, the Cavaliers’ offense failed to crack the top 100 in total offense.
Oh, that’s not so bad. Just the bottom sixth of all D-1 football for three straight years. They were probably just having some GROH-ing pains. Huh? Huh? Anyone? Is this thing on?
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Ugh. That one made me GROH-n, Matt.
and that’s one to GROH on.
is that Costanza over there?
Bobby Bowden has offered to adopt Mike.
Let’s see…popular with the football players, a strained relationship with your father, unable to hold down a regular job…
This is how strippers are born.
A quick sure for GROH-ing pains is to be less Alan Thicke-headed.
Oh, GROH up you guys.
Too bad they can’t get offensive genius Charlie Weiss to come and install that vaunted Notre Dame offense, then they could totally crack the top 100…though not by much.