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12.08.08 MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU’RE FIRED

Virginia football coach Al Groh, fighting for his job after two 5-7 seasons in three years, fired his offensive coordinator/son Mike Groh and two other assistants this weekend. The younger Groh will presumably keep the latter title, unless he doesn’t RAKE THE GODDAM YARD LIKE HIS MOTHER ASKED.

Loved by most players and an easy target for the fan base, Mike Groh’s departure ends a three-year run that provided limited success. Over the past three seasons, the Cavaliers’ offense failed to crack the top 100 in total offense.

Oh, that’s not so bad. Just the bottom sixth of all D-1 football for three straight years. They were probably just having some GROH-ing pains. Huh? Huh? Anyone? Is this thing on?

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BY: Matt | TAGS: AL GROH, BAD COACHES, COLLEGE FOOTBALL, MIKE GROH, VIRGINIA CAVALIERS

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There are 8 comments about:
MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU’RE FIRED

December 8th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

Weed Against Speed says:

Ugh. That one made me GROH-n, Matt.

December 8th, 2008 at 3:20 pm

UpstateUnderdog says:

and that’s one to GROH on.

December 8th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

No Pullout says:

is that Costanza over there?

December 8th, 2008 at 3:50 pm

Burnsy says:

Bobby Bowden has offered to adopt Mike.

December 8th, 2008 at 4:11 pm

Zack says:

Let’s see…popular with the football players, a strained relationship with your father, unable to hold down a regular job…

This is how strippers are born.

December 8th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

A quick sure for GROH-ing pains is to be less Alan Thicke-headed.

December 8th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

WhyDoYouAsk says:

Oh, GROH up you guys.

December 8th, 2008 at 5:02 pm

Bacon rules! says:

Too bad they can’t get offensive genius Charlie Weiss to come and install that vaunted Notre Dame offense, then they could totally crack the top 100…though not by much.

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