Maria Sharapova is on the cover of the January/February issue of Women’s Health, and I have to say, the accompanying photo spread is a little disappointing. She’s not wearing two pounds of eye makeup or showing lots of skin or even posing suggestively. It’s like Women’s Health isn’t even trying to attract the chauvinistic male audience. Well, Miss Fancypants Magazine, you can just go ahead and keep reinforcing positive body images using strong role models for young women and see where THAT gets you.
Full spread after the jump. Also included: the catsuit Maria wore to the 2005 Espy Awards. Why? Because I can.
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Yet some guy chose to knock up Lindsay Davenport. Dudes are so lazy.
Fuck that little dog.
I don’t know why they didn’t use a kitten instead of a dog – that way people could go up to Sharapova and ask if they could take a photograph of her pussy, and she’d get all indignant, and then they’d explain that they meant her cat, and everyone would have a good laugh because it was all just a big misunderstanding.
/no original jokes will be published until 2009
Shuh-RAP-pova.
“Fuck that little dog.”
yes I would, but I prefer to call Ms. Sharapova something other than a “little dog”.