12.17.08 MARBURY COURTSIDE FOR KNICKS-LAKERS
Stephon Marbury, banned from the Knicks after his initial benching and subsequent refusal to play for the team, has temporarily relocated to Los Angeles, where last night he watched the Knicks lose to the illness-plagued Lakers (recap here) — as a paying fan with courtside tickets. From the New York Post:
“I’m not worried about [where I'll play next],” Marbury said. “All I got to do is get free. Once I get free, the team I’m going to go to a lot of people will be shocked. All the people who say nobody wants me on their team, I’m all different things, a cancer, that’s not what’s going on.”
Not to nit-pick, but that IS what’s going on. Like, exactly what’s going on. Marbury is the opposite of correct.
Asked why he attended, Marbury said, “I just wanted to see the game. I miss it a lot. It’s the closest I can get to the game right now.”
Awww, poor guy. He misses the game. Why, if you gave him the choice of playing for free or sabotaging the team and refusing to play while continuing to collect a paycheck, he’d… uh, go with sabotage. Definitely sabotage.
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MARBURY COURTSIDE FOR KNICKS-LAKERS
Asked why he returned to the man’s lung, the tumor replied “I just wanted to see the blood cells. I miss them.”
asked why it returned to my cock., the herpes sore replied…
/// you could really do this for hours.
The Jimmy V Foundation is still trying it’s best to rid the world of Marbury.
Needs more head tattoos
Asked why she licked vagina, the lesbian replied, “Kitchen sink!”
/doesn’t get WWSM’s concept; wants to be included anyway
I’d compare him more to AIDS, Cancer is treatable if found early enough. We’ve known Marbury’s a problem for years
Asked why he returned to Rwanda, the Hutu Interahamwe replied, “I just wanted to sharpen my machete on the road again.”
/Am I getting this right? Too subtle? Too soon? Too gay?
//All of the above.
Asked why he returned the scene of the crime, Zack replied, “I just wanted to savor the hickory-smoked scent one more time.”
/somewhere out there an FBI agent really ought to be compiling a profile on me.
Who gives a fuck about this fucking spook…
What a pussy tattoo
/Mike Tyson
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