LA LA LA, DANCIN’ IN THE FERNS
12.10.08This is the Tim Tebow Song. Don’t try to fight it, just give in to the hypnotic rhythms. Make a “T” sign. Do the Gator Chomp with your arms. Wear flip-flops with socks and gesticulate wildly while standing in some ferns. Wraparound sunglasses are a must; beaded facial hair is optional.
I don’t want to sound too judgmental, but these assholes have horrible lives and should kill themselves.
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God Damn it, I know these retards.
they obviously called in gay today
I thought I saw Ned Beatty a minute and a half in – which is when I stopped watching.
Where can I get their latest album?
@Granman: It’s available for download at http://www.iwanttoswallowtebowspunk.com
Needs more jorts.
Another reason why … It’s Great … To Hate … The Florida Gators. (Chant with me now) Yeah It’s Great … To Hate … The Florida Gators.
I’m from the south and I swear we aren’t all like this… sigh
45 seconds is all i could do, you are a trooper, Tim.
This will be the evidence we show people who ask “And why did you exterminate the entire state of Florida?”
What’s up with the guy in the #7 jersey? Looks like Jim McMahon from the Super Bowl Shuffle video, only fatter and white trashier . He is about as out of place as a decent story line in a Brett Ratner film.
While I’m no fan of Oklahoma, the state or the program, may we all be spared the matchup between Florida and Ohio St (and their fanbases) ever again. That did for college football what officiating since June of 2006 has done to the NBA
I know I’m late to the comment party, but as an alum I feel compelled to apologize.
No, not for these guys (they are, after all, a fair representation of the fan base.) I was talking about for foisting Jesse Palmer upon an unsuspecting world.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll take my penance by jerking it furiously to a video still of Erin Andrews.
omg is this off the new Britney Spears cd?
I’m a life long die hard gator forever into infinity, I bleed ornage and blue, I’m an alumni with two alumni parents, ever since I was old enough to walk and talk I’ve donned orange and blue, but this….this might be the pinnacle of my life as a gator……never have I been prounder to be a florida gator!!!
but seriously this hurt me, I pray these two idiots weren’t allowed entry into U of F, if so standards for acceptance have dropped to an all time low…
this was painful…even for poser fandom internet raps….and thats saying alot….may god have mercy on their souls….
This is music born from the flames of hell and coated in the excrement of Lucifer. Where is your lord and savior Jesus Christ now, Mr. Tebow?
/1:05 was my number