I suppose this isn’t exactly “sports” “news,” but the presence of a motorcycle is close enough to motor sports for me to justify it (see also: hummina). Besides, when the news cycle is this slow, it needs to be sped up… with a news motorcycle!!! And by motorcycle I mean gigantic tits.
Anyway, here are British pin-ups/faux-lipstick-lesbian-pals Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh, posing on a — what is that? Some kind of crotch rocket? I’ve got a rocket in my crotch they can have! It’s an M-80 firecracker I keep in my pocket. I figured they might want to light it on New Year’s Eve.
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I minored in Riskology.
Who’s the dude making kissy face in that one thumbnail?
Combined: 1 1/5 gallon of milk.
When did Brooke Holgan get a boob job?
I’m more of a Keeley Hazell guy myself.
No, Arch your back, there you go!
i hope there’s more slut, i mean slow days in the future
Nice clown makeup you dirty skanks
Speaking of clown makeup, why so serious? I’m trying to rub one out over here–get those disappointed and/or concerned looks off your faces.
No need to justify yourself, I’m sure I speak for most when I say that this post was appreciated.
I’d ride all 3 of those beautiful machines.
Congratulations on finding 9 of the only photos of these two on the internet where their tits aren’t hanging out.
Seriously, I’ve seen them topless so many times I can draw their nipple from memory.