Even though Jeff Garcia is married to former Playmate of the Year Carmella DeCesare, everyone has a blast calling him gay, and Tony Kornheiser is no exception. The money quote in the
video is “Garcia, who loves to date hot quarterbacks…” and I think I detected a little bit of jealousy in Kornheiser’s voice.
As for the rest of Monday Night Football, the Panthers steamrolled the Bucs 38-23 using a bruising running game that broke Tampa Bay’s will in the second half. DeAngelo Williams (186 yards, 2 TDs) and Jonathan Stewart (115, 2 TDs) ran freely around a Bucs defense that had allowed only one rushing touchdown all season entering the game. Other fantasy studs were Steve Smith (117 yards, 1 TD) and the Bucs’ Antonio Bryant, who had nine receptions for 200 yards and two scores (including a ristupidous one-handed grab – watch after the jump) while sitting on your fantasy bench.
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“Antonio Bryant, who had nine receptions for 200 yards and two scores (including a ristupidous one-handed grab) while sitting on your fantasy bench.”
thanks for reminding me
Me too. So long, repeat championship!
Hey everyone, be sure to check out my new sports blog, “Sodomizing Jeff Garcia”. Tony Kornheiser will be doing some freelance writing for it.
I’m so bad that I start Bryant (smug sense of accomplishment). And I would love for Garcia to throw out some random Jew stereotypes as a rebuttal. I’m sure Nazi Shark has some good ones.
If I were Jeff Garcia, and I got tired of people insinuating that I was gay, I’d probably go home and fuck my insanely hot wife a few times, and then I bet I’d feel a lot better.
Only Dan Patrick and Keith Obermman are bigger worthless pieces of shit than Tony Kornheiser. Seriously, Tony… everyone knows you suck the cock.
You know who didn’t have Bryant on his bench?
The guy playing against me. Bastard.