12.03.08 HOW TO ALIENATE PEOPLE AT THE GYM
This is a bunch of ways to mess with people in the gym. And while anyone who tries any of of these things in real life probably deserves to get hit in the throat with a 45-pound plate, I still like the video because I’m a stickler for gym etiquette and an opponent of meathead douchebaggery in the weight room.
Other ways to disturb people off in the gym: Ask another guy about his tattoos in the sauna. Wear shorts that are too short; stretch. Or my personal favorite: be an extremely old man, and walk around the locker room naked. Yeah, we get it: you’re old and stooped and have white back hair, and you’re comfortable with your naked body. Now put a towel around your waist.
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HOW TO ALIENATE PEOPLE AT THE GYM
I’m actually paying $175 a month to rent someone’s garage so I don’t have to talk to, look at, or share equipment with a single other soul. More expensive than joining a gym? Yes. Worth every penny? Fuck yes.
Other ways to disturb people off in the gym: wear work boots while working out and jeans if you are a super douchebag.
true story: this guy at the gym I went to had the “XXX” movie logo tattooed on the back of his neck.
What an awesome Scatman John reference at the very end
Zigga zigga dee, dum dun-dun-dun… I’ma a Scatman!
Here’s a another “crowd pleaser” for annoying behavior at the gym: http://www.break.com/index/bad-spotter.html
Bring a portable DVD player and play hardcore porn at high volume while aggressively doing sit ups.
/Patrick Bateman
I just fart.
Alot.
Squeal like Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds while lifting or whenever some dude rolls in.
Another way to annoy people? Put commercials at the top of web videos.
Other ways to disturb people off in the gym: shave your nut sack at the locker room sink
@Upstate
Agreed 100%. Also, any jackass who wears a baseball cap (and even worse if it’s backwards) while working out should get branded with a soldering iron.
I like to have the local BBQ place deliver me a slab of ribs, and just sit down on a bench in the free weight area and dig the fuck in.
I like to comment on how sweaty my balls are, and the general swampiness of my taint region.
I prefer offering spot assistance to everyone even if they’re running on the tread or getting a drink.
How about the yelling assholes? They put more effort into screaming than lifting then slam the weights on the floor. Or the metalheads who look at you like they are about to fight Mike Tyson but can barely lift a 40 pound bar. Then there’s the guys that come in the first day, choose to lift as much as the biggest guy in the gym, do a sloppy two rep set and then walk away like the just proved they are the most badass motherfucker in the world. Oh, and the guys that wear short shorts or bicycle shorts, stretch in front of you and spend most of the time just checking themselves out in the mirror.
All right Favr-ah, simmer down now.
i like to do tai chi in front of a mirror for 10 mins. then shadow box while listening to Europe’s the final countdown
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