And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for!  Two men you’ve never heard of, playing for teams you didn’t know existed, in a sport you don’t pay attention to… PUNCHING EACH OTHER!  YEEEEAAAGGHHHHH!!!!

For the record, this is John Mirasty versus Jeremy Yablonski (no relation to Haywood Yablomi) in a December 19th game between the Syracuse Crunch and the Brimingham Senators.  The Sporting Blog calls them “minor league [hockey] legends,” which may be the faintest praise a professional athlete can get.  It’s like being tried for attempted arson.  I mean, is it really still a crime if the prosecutor’s house has a state-of-the-art sprinkler system?