Comments on: HAHA, HE SAID ‘VARMINT’

By: Whiplash

Whiplash — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 19:54:44 +0000

As a UT grad I can tell you that no one in Austin (save for Colt McCoy) goes spotlighting. It’s actually illegal in Texas.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:23:47 +0000

So did he kill Matthew McConaughey? He looks like a dumbass that would just around in the dark.

By: Zack

Zack — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:54:53 +0000

An interesting fact: the guy who shot Charles Whitman (Austin clock tower shooter) was actually named Houston McCoy.

/the more you know…

By: Zack

Zack — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:51:02 +0000

Nah, Sixth Street sucks. The guys are all failed alpha assholes, the girls are all stuck-up bitches, and only about 1/10 of the bands are worth paying attention to. Someone ought to find a nice high vantage point and just start shooting everyone in sight.

Just kidding, Austin is cool.

By: twoeightnine

twoeightnine — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:50:41 +0000

Yeah but you still have to deal with all the dirty Texas inbreds.

By: HBick

HBick — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:24:50 +0000

Being from Oklahoma and having participated in Spotlighting many times, it’s hard to beat the fun one can have when you shotgun busch light, then drive around in some shitty old pickup with a spotlight and try to shoot jack rabbits (in texas) or anything else (anything that moves in oklahoma).

Catch my sarcasm? The “real mccoy” is a tool and a half.

On a side note, sixth street might be the best street in America. Bourbon is fun, but Sixth Street is more fun minus all the dirty Louisiana inbreds.

By: OJ is Innocent

OJ is Innocent — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:20:27 +0000

They caught him off guard when they asked what “spotlighting” was. It’s a good thing he’s quick on his feet and thought of something other than the true meaning. “Jerking off on each other” just doesn’t sound good in the national media.

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:14:47 +0000

Opposing linebackers confound him when they dress as rabbits in drag.

By: Zack

Zack — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:13:40 +0000

See, if I were Colt McCoy, I’d have gotten my anger out by drinking a bunch of whiskey and slapping around one of the Texas cheerleaders, Streetcar-style.

By: Tim was Tim

Tim was Tim — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:02:17 +0000

I smell varmint poon tang.