12.01.08 GINA CARANO DOES NOT LIKE GIRLS
Gina Carano stood the world of mixed martial arts on its head when she proved that mankind could be sexually aroused while watching someone get their brains beaten out of her head. But now it’s Carano dodging allegations stemming from a set of drunk partying photos that seem to indicate that Gina C might be an alcoholic lesbian, which would be amazing, because that’s the only thing I had on my Christmas list this year:
We wrestled and we just had a like a great time hanging out with just chicks that were all similar. And it doesn’t mean that I like women all of sudden, because I don’t.
I’m heterosexual. I like men. But, you know, somebody was snapping a camera while all this was happening and all of a sudden people want to create these stories of what did happen. And nothing really happened. And Tonya Evinger, she’s an amazing girl.
Carano issued the denial in an interview with AOL’s Dave Hollander. And then she totally made out with like 15 Japanese schoolgirls in a swimming pool filled with pudding. Then my mom started banging on the bathroom door and I totally lost my concentration after that.
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GINA CARANO DOES NOT LIKE GIRLS
Oh I’ve created some stories, Gina.
“And nothing really happened. And Tonya Evinger, she’s an amazing girl.”
an amazing girl = amazing at eating pussy. At least that’s what “an amazing girl” means in my dictionary
I’m heterosexual. I like men.
I’m a man. Know who else is a man? Pauly’s a man.
Burnsy, the cunning linguist that he is, seems to have noticed the significance of Gina’s use of the plural form (men as opposed to a man). But I’m curious as to whether her preferences lean more towards the “pig roast” or “airtight” variety.
Zack: Fingercuffs.
That last picture looks like how every one of my “dates” ends.
I hate it when I get Close boxes on my shirts.
Motherfucking right, Burnsy!
As a man, I like girls who like girls.
Do you have any idea how many pills it would take to knock her out? No thank you!
Hmm.. that’s strange – Usually when your mom knocks on my door that’s just when the party starts.
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