12.02.08 FIREBALL TENNIS LOOKS FUN
This video is what’s wrong with our country. As you can see, American youths still display a certain sort of destructive ingenuity, as they dip tennis balls in lighter fluid, light them on fire, then proceed to play tennis with flaming tennis balls. Unfortunately, they go about it like a bunch of pussies, gently lobbing fireballs in lazy arcs to each other. F that, man. If we’d played fire tennis as kids, you can bet we would have been hitting the balls as hard as we could directly at each other. Just like Roman candle tag.
Another thing wrong with this video: rap metal. Prepare yourself for BOOM! and cutting your life into pieces and ticking before more BOOMs, or whatever it is those disenfranchised suburban kids use to connect with their alienation.
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FIREBALL TENNIS LOOKS FUN
Glad to see the youth of today are still doing the same things we did 20 years ago. And we thought we were original too.
My favorite quasi-tennis game? Spray the tennis ball with paint and serve it into Toyota dealerships. One car? Six cars? It’s really up to God at that point.
boom goes the dynamite.
That’s a hell of a British accent–subtle notes of Oxford mixed with Dick Van Dyke’s mouthful of marbles.
FIREBALL, FIREBALL, FIREBALL…..ohhhhh shit.
Anyone want to play a game of Crossfire?
Goodness gracious.
Sorry to admit it, but this is an old “Friends” joke- that my quad immediately tried out after watching an episode in the late nineties. Chanandler and Joey reference playing it with kitchen mitts. The kids today likely watched a rerun coming up with this idea.
Fucking pussies….Next time cut a hole in it, drop in a lit M80, then start hitting it at each other. It’s like tennis russian roulette.
These guys suck at fire tennis and tennis.
hahaha I wonder what would happen if the Nuttcups played tennis against Al Sharpton http://tinyurl.com/58e8y7
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