Presenting the best thing you’ll see all day: the Wunder Boner. Minus boobs, it’s got everything you could ever want in a televised ad: a sweet ‘stache and mullet combo. Fish guts. The word “boner.” I especially like the part where the fat loser looks at the Wunder Boner and says, “My wife would like that.” I bet she would, pal. I bet she would.
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Imagine A-Rod’s disappointment when he opens the packaging and this becomes even funnier.
The spelling on the product seems dubious. I wonder who holds the rights to the ‘Wonder’ boner?
(pulls spine out) WUNDER BONER WINS.
Also, they need to make this in larger sizes for hookers/drifters.
I’m sure this is one of Mike Rowe’s favorite voice-over gigs ever.
every box, period, needs a wonder boner
I used nude pictures of Estelle Getty for all my de-boning.
@Punch, Dirty Jobs indeed.
They just had to add that it also comes with three extension rods.
Due to the spelling, I have to assume that this was once used to remove the spines and wallets of Jews.
so that’s why my copyright request was denied
Its a Spineless Wunder Boner? I prefer my fishing tools to have a little more integrity…