12.16.08 DIRK NOWITZKI: ‘PEW PEW PEW!’
It would be a great story if Dirk Nowitzki always used the Mavericks’ off nights to go to Amazing Jake’s and play Laser Tag with a bunch lonely young men who live with their parents. You know, the kids in high school who wore all black and combat boots, didn’t wash their hair, tortured small animals, and got voted “Most Likely to Start a Militia.”
Unfortunately, this was snapped at the Mavs’ annual holiday party, and the team played a bunch of games with 150 kids from the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Jason Terry got hooked on Ms Pac-Man, Josh Howard played a NASCAR driving game, and all the kids with horrible diseases got to experience joy for a day. So it’s actually all heartwarming or whatever.
But I still like the idea of Dirk hanging out with the angry dudes who make pipe bombs.
[Full report at friends.mavs.com, via Ball Don't Lie and the Mavs' blog community]


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DIRK NOWITZKI: ‘PEW PEW PEW!’
That reminds me of the scene from “Like Mike” where Dirk is asking Lil’ Bow Wow for an autograph.
Du hast schot me vees your lazahs, scheisskopf!
It’s really cool that he genuinely has fun with those kids, and it might make their young lives to hang out with their favorite team and its players. Can’t bust his chops on that. What I can say is whats with the velour trackpants?? Is he trying to sell those kids cigarettes? I’m sure that’s extra bad for the ones with lung cancer
Germans who play war games are so adorable!!!
/wondering how soon the French kid gave up
He plays lazertag with the Angry German Kid
Great, first my kid gets a disease, now he’s in the same room with Josh Howard.
You know, the kids in high school who wore all black and combat boots, didn’t wash their hair, tortured small animals, and got voted “Most Likely to Start a Militia”
Or as we call them around here… Enrico
Shit, Merk is on to me.
Nice job by 289 photoshopping the cock out of Dirk’s ear.
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