
Here’s Jaguars quarterback David Garrard getting down at a wedding, courtesy the fine people at Brahsome.
Shit like this gets blown out of proportion all the time, because people try to connect photos of a player having fun with subpar on-field performance, which is always a ridiculous stretch unless the player is Matt Leinart. Then the media tries to blame blogs for being evil and invasive (while taking advantage of the story in its own way), and all the joy gets sapped out of what we should be celebrating: a pro athlete letting loose, dancing and getting sweaty and shedding clothes at a wedding just like us regular folk do.
Although regular people don’t actually sweat like that. My God. He’s like a closeted Repulican in a Chelsea steam room.






David Garrard, thy name is Token.
after watching all the games this season, the last word of the headline should be “shitty” not “sweaty”
To be fair, the dance music insisted that he sweat til’ he bleeds.
He wasn’t a guest. He’s just a really bad waiter.
We make fun of Brady Quinn a lot around here, but at least he looks like an athlete when he acts like himself at a wedding.
Garrard should actually consider the Brady Quinn diet: less cake, more cock.
Well done, sir.
/Patrick Ewing
Vince Young wants to know why this little bitch didn’t take his shirt off. Was there not enough men around? Vince Young also wants to know why the government is out to get him by putting tracking devices in his shoulder pads.
I completely understand. I sweat that much when I’m around that many white people too.