DANICA PATRICK IS THE MOST POPULAR
12.04.08
AOL released its findings for the most popular searches in 2008, and Danica Patrick was the most highly searched athlete, beating out Tiger Woods and Tom Brady. NASCAR and WWE were the most highly searched sports, followed by the Olympics and MLB. The NFL was fifth. This is the same thing that gets picked up in the news every year and tells you Britney Spears was the most popular search for the seventh straight year or whatever.
If all that sounds really depressing, keep in mind that this is for AOL searches. You know who uses AOL? Grandparents and retards. These are the people who haven’t even graduated to Internet Explorer yet. They’re not the Neanderthals of Web use, they’re Australopithecines. Oh snap! That’s an ANTHROPOLOGY BURN, bitches! You just got graduate schooled!
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You can expect a protest from Cro Magnon advocacy groups.
I think anyone who still uses Internet Explorer is retarded. You probably still have a Dell, and connect to the internet via Dial-Up. You probably still type http:// before all the websites you go to. Come to the 21st Century, would ya?
I guess that makes Ohio State fans ‘homo habilis.’
My parents (they are also grandparents) still use AOL, that is all I need to know. Great call Matt.
So does that mean the Geico cavemen use AOL?
…most popular, among complete fuckheads.
They forgot that part
What was the most popular search on youporn?
@ Enrico
“black midget bbw”…oh you mean searches by everyone, my bad. That reminds me I’ve got to delete cookies….
Something something Piltdown Man something a complete and total fraud.
I still use AOL for email. Plus the DSL is on $14.95 a month.
What?
“You know who uses AOL? Grandparents and retards.”
What about retarded grandparents? NetZero?
Australopithecus smack, nice. Lucy would approve.