Comments on: CRISTIANO RONALDO CUCKOLDS MILLIONAIRE

By: ognihs

ognihs — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:05:15 +0000

“I just assumed she was playing around with a waiter who had just arrived from Portugal. I had no idea it was him.”

because fucking the waiter would be ok. what a cockpumper.

By: Zack

Zack — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:10:11 +0000

Maybe some good will come of this – namely, Ronaldo getting hacked to pieces by a bunch of Ukrainian gangsters wielding rusty meat cleavers.

Wait – is this “John” guy British? In that case, I guess Ronaldo better be on the lookout for a gentle scolding and maybe getting blacklisted at Harrod’s.

By: WhyDoYouAsk

WhyDoYouAsk — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:01:53 +0000

She looks a bit, um, used up. Not saying I wouldn’t give her the old “7 seconds of bliss” treatment, just saying she’ll be hagged out at 30.

By: Tim was Tim

Tim was Tim — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:01:33 +0000

289, and only one of them’s hot. (Midddle.)

By: twoeightnine

twoeightnine — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:54:02 +0000

Those are three different women right?

By: Weed Against Speed

Weed Against Speed — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:53:23 +0000

But does Ronaldo have a room filled with potatoes? Because I bet this Russian guy does.

By: Dr. Do-itch Big

Dr. Do-itch Big — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:52:40 +0000

“Alyona is a very intelligent woman so I can’t imagine what they talk about when they sit down together.”

Um, probably where he’s gonna put his money shot this time

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:51:18 +0000

There is no way that a 50 year old Russian knows how look up text messages.

By: Hugh B. Brown v2.0

Hugh B. Brown v2.0 — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:45:01 +0000

With the conquest of a Ukrainian, Ronaldo if now the undisputed king of Risk (international poon edition.)

By: Blackcapricorn

Blackcapricorn — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:27:46 +0000

Get Robert Stack on the case!