News finally came out that WNBA star Candace Parker eloped in November…in Lake Tahoe. She married NBA scrub Shelden Williams, whom I’m guessing was too busy averaging 3 points a game for the Kings to give her a proper ceremony…
“We just decided that with both of our schedules, it would be better to elope,” Williams said.
The newlyweds live in Sacramento with their three dogs.
Parker and Williams had been engaged since last May, which is pretty moronic, especially since Shelden has only now disqualified himself from that ever-tempting waterfall of NBA road snatch. Seriously, even if you look like this, it’s like a perpetual flood of poo-nanny wherever these guys go. Why do you think Kareem was in the league for 20 years? For the socks?
[The Sacremento Bee (last item), via Game On]
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Candace wants to know if you’d like 2 tickets to the gun show.
/jealous of her biceps, but I probably still have a bigger cock
3 dogs huh?
Im guessing peanut butter was featured prominently on the registry.
I find it hard to believe that WNBA players are lesbians.
Oops I guess not. I mistook the name Sheldon for something else.
I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
From the looks of it, Shelden and Kevin Martin took her “skiing” for the honeymoon
Gold really isn’t Sheldon’s color.
I am glad to see that s/he got her balls immortalized in titanium.
She married him for the money. WNBA MVP or not, her bonus was a pickle sandwich and a password for the AOL butch girl chat room.
Sheldon Williams is now the only player in NBA history whose wife has dunked more times professionally than he has.
Those tits are-uh…not good.
/feels own tits
//not good either
The newlyweds live in Sacramento with her two dog-ear boobs.
Come on you guy, be nice to her. Not many pro athletes would be so generous as to marry a guy with down syndrome
Shelden has come a long way from when he used to have to rape girls in high school. I guess she was big enough to fight him off so he had to marry her.
In case anyone forgot about his past as a rapist (what’s worse that or that he went to Duke?):
[sportsillustrated.cnn.com]
[www.truthaboutduke.com]
That is one scary dude!
Worst use of the WAGS tag ever.
The fans at UNC called him Alien Crack Baby.
…well the dude holding the golden globes seems normal enough…its method man’s downs syndrome cousin wearing the garbage bag that has problems