Last year, Chicago Luvabulls dancer Shanon Lersch (left) won the Miss Illinois USA crown; last weekend, she passed the crown on to teammate Ashley Bond (right), who will compete for the Miss USA title next April in Las Vegas.
Great story, and congrats to the Luvabulls. Miss USA is way better than the Miss America pageant. Miss America takes place in Atlantic City and all the women have to have unsexy platforms like “Feed the Children” or “Find a Cure for Cancer” or “Help Old People.” Miss USA is run by Donald Trump in Vegas. Contestants are expected to show up in bikinis and be ready to shake what God gave ‘em. Advantage: boobs.
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I wonder how much she sold the crown for? Hooray for mixing politics and sports!
Also. Those abs looked like they were painted on by the make-up people for the movie 300. I’m calling fake muscles.
Yeah WTF Leonidas wants his stomach back
I would love to put Bond on my junk. I’m talking about Gold Bond medicated powder of course.
they can also own my boner
Shannon’s abs are better than mine, and her bulge is bigger too.
I love the rhinestones on the shirt. That just takes the plain old tank top, and really steps it up a notch. I mean WOW!
Needs more scissoring.
Vasoline goes in the butt not on the teeth
Ironically, .007 seconds is the estimated amount of time I would last whilst inside of Miss Bond.
Clearly Shanon is a transgender.