Yep, that’s a Marine Corps flag. Semper Fi!
Browns fan Mike Meredith has pleaded not guity after he was ticketed for driving an unregistered vehicle — the motorized “Go-Kouch” seen above — around the Cleveland Municipal Parking Lot during a tailgate.
Meredith and a couple of buddies converted a riding mower into a mobile couch in 2005 because “I was wasting time walking around when I could be sitting here eating hot dogs and drinking beer.”
On Nov. 23, he joked around to the officers at the entrance to the Muny Lot that he was driving his buddy to the stadium… “They laughed and waved me through,” he said. “We were like, ‘Really? You’re going to let us go?’ ” So he kept driving… until he was stopped on East Ninth Street by an officer who didn’t find it funny.
Meredith collected donations the next week to cover the fines, but even if he wins his case he’s not going to do anything fun with the money, like get hookers and drugs.
Meredith says the money will go to the Make-a-Wish Foundation instead. “I started thinking about it. We go down there to have some fun. Why not just turn this into a positive?”
Hey, who says hookers and drugs aren’t positive? Oh, teachers and doctors and the police? Pfffft, what do they know?

I hope that skank falls off and gets run over. GOD DAMN I HATE UGGS!!!
As a Browns fan, I say, “Awesome.”
Also as a Browns fan, I apologize for anyone tuning in tonight expecting to see a game between two NFL teams.
America’s finest. Europe, eat your heart out.
Give the guy a break. He was just bringing the guy on the left to Brady Quinn’s locker.
@Favr-ah, seriously that guy’s “come hither” look is creeping me out
You only posted this for the marine flag
Converted lawn mowers. Unattractive fat people. Drunk driving.
The only way this story gets more Clevelandesque is if the couch is made of cheese and deep-fried.
Can you blame him? You try walking with Diabetes-ravaged legs.
I’d imagine this would come in use, because getting a Browns’ fan out of the house is like getting Gilbert Grape’s Mom out of the house.
If they send that piece of shit conveyance to Baltimore, it will have a super bowl ring within three, four years tops.
Is this guy and his couch available for hire?
Can it get any creepier than the douche on the left? Uggh, is that a cutesy face he’s trying to make. Goes perfectly with your Schlitz in a cup, standard D-Bag tattoos and man-candyesque black wifebeater. I hate being from Cleveland!
im was Tim says:
As a Browns fan, I say, “Awesome.”
Also as a Browns fan, I apologize for anyone tuning in tonight expecting to see a game between two NFL teams.
Hey, who says hookers and drugs aren’t positive?
Lots of people say that. They just usually put the letters “HIV” before the “positive” part.
If someone asked you to bet on what NFL city had “fat guys riding around on a couch converted lawn mower”, I guarantee:
You’re taking Green Bay and Philly vs. the field