Are Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen going to get married this off-season?  I don’t know.  That’s why I’m asking the question.  I’d like someone to tell me.   In the meantime, I’ll have to sustain my need for gossip with unverified reports (via Ben Maller):

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen have revealed to close pals that they’re planning to tie the knot in a secret ceremony in Costa Rica.  “They’re not going the traditional route,” an insider tells In Touch.  “There will be no engagement, just a small wedding in mid-March.”

So whatever.  There’s that.  Pictures below are of a recent spread in American Photo and Gisele and Tom volunteering at a Thanksgiving dinner for Goodwill.  Apparently homeless people are entitled to have Brazilian supermodels as their waitresses now.  This downward spiral of alcohol addiction and mounting debt never looked so good!