Bonzi Wells, the talented journeyman who never shook his troublemaker image after being a key cog of the original Jailblazers, is looking for a new start to his career — in China.  The former Blazer/Grizzly/King/Rocket/Hornet has signed with the struggling Chinese team Shanxi Zhongyu, which is coached by American Bob Weiss.

Wells, who arrived in China on Friday, insisted he had matured and he would fit in with his new teammates.

“I will not have any problems with the coaches. I am not a bad boy,” the Basketball Pioneers newspaper on Monday quoted Wells as saying.

I dunno.  Maybe he’ll fit in, maybe he won’t, but either way I don’t like it.  There are billions of Chinese, and they look different and have a funny language, so the best course of action is fear and hatred.  If I learned anything while getting high and watching NBC’s coverage of the Beijing Olympics, it’s that smog-breathing panda armies feast on the flesh of Westerners.  Well, guess what, commie pandas?  THESE COLORS DON’T RUN!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!

[Deuce of Davenport]