12.09.08 ARIZONA STATE VOLLEYBALL GIRLS SEEM FUN
This undated photo of members of the ASU volleyball team comes via creepy yet efficient Don Chavez, and from it we can draw a stunning revelation: some undergraduate college students may imbibe alcohol. If you can call Sour Apple Pucker alcohol.
Ever the inquisitive gumshoe, I went looking for the ASU volleyball roster to try to determine if these are current members of the team or former members or just random girls who happen to be decked out in ASU volleyball gear. And after a lot of clicking back and forth and careful examination, the answer to whether they’re on the team is a resounding maybe. I dunno. Some of ‘em look like matches, but they do things like hold their heads at different angles and wear their hair in different ways, so it’s hard to tell. And of course all white girls look the same.
Anyway. It’s hard to get riled up about some ASU coeds drinking when Matt Leinart’s not involved.
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ARIZONA STATE VOLLEYBALL GIRLS SEEM FUN
I’m thinking those knee pads aren’t only worn when playing volleyball.
The look on the one at the left screams, “Matt Leinart’s taking this picture, and I don’t have a high alcohol tolerance.”
How come the hottest one always looks like a bitch?
And “yes please” to more cheerleader pics wearing kneepads.
There’s a VCR on the entertainment center. Are they in a garage? I’m so fucking confused.
I’m thinking about getting those same knee pads for your mom for Christmas.
2nd from the right looks like she’s hitting the hard stuff because she can’t stand those cunts.
I would rather drink my own load than Apple Pucker.
Is this the drinking game where they take shots then scissor all night?
Burnsy’s right are we sure this pic isn’t from 1996? I mean what’s in that extremely old cd changer, Spice Girls, Fastball and Counting Crows? Titanic in the VCR?
Meanwhile third girl from the left is thinking “I wish I could fast forward 3 hours to the inevitable experimenting. Happy to be here!”.
Woah, woah, woah.
If you can call Sour Apple Pucker alcohol.
Stealing the helps jokes now? It’s fine if you steal these schmucks jokes because they’re not that funny but I’ve only got one or two good ones in me a year.
I’m guessing this is old cuz there’s a fucking VCR in the background…..wtf….do they still make those things? Hey guys I’m going in my room to listen to some 8-tracks and watch some betamax movies….but I’d say the cutest one is the one all the way on the left who looks scared and confused…I like that in college coeds, scared and confused…but she a little sex fox….if only she had bigger tatas….but the knee pads are a good way to make me forget about that fact…
Big Yellow on the right grunts, “This is Turkey, mother fucker.” Lil’ Whitey on the left totally disapproves of the night’s sleeping arrangements.
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