The season’s NOT GONNA START, and YOU’RE. TO. BLAME.
The Arena Football League will not play a season in 2009, but the league isn’t folding. Oh no, canceling an entire season is going to correct all the problems the league has. Play will resume in 2010, when the 16-team league has “improved its economic model.” Or in layman’s terms, “stopped sucking.”
“It’s a historic day for the league,” [Cleveland Gladiators owner] James Ferraro told the paper. “This league will be much, much stronger, and it will be here for a long time because of what happened.
“This is the farthest thing from the league folding,” he added. “This is, in my opinion, just showing us the league will not fold.”
If by “farthest thing from the league folding” he means “first step in the league folding,” then yes, I agree.
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the Arena League folded for me when the Albany Firebirds left town and moved to Indianapolis.
On the upside, prices on Yoda and Darth Vader Georgia Force jerseys are now half-price!
Looks like Smell-way will have more time to work on his “golf” game.
The AFL is “Living on a Prayer.”
It is going out in a “Blaze of Glory.”
Can Pro Box Lacrosse be far behind?
*single tear rolls down cheek
The AFL will “Never say Goodbye.”
…and I’m spent
I guess the AFL’s finances were a “Little Runaway”.
/liked that song, and no others from Bon Jovi
Seems like the AFL has been laid down in a Bed of Roses.
/awful
//prefers Iron Maiden
///Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter
Thank you and “Have a Nice Day” AFL.
Sounds like AFL is “slippery when wet.”
/I don’t understand the joke
Bon Jovi is the biggest suck-ass pussy to ever play “rock” music.
the highlight of the entire AFL’s history was when they didn’t bleep out one of the coaches saying fuck… I cant believe I forgot his name and the team already
@UU- I was done the day they took down the Firebird Lane street signs. Truly a sad day in the CD.
It’s going to take a “Miracle” for the AFL to make it out of this. One thing is for sure..they could use a quick infusion of “Blood Money”. Perhaps this wouldn’t have happened had they put the HQ in “Santa Fe”. Oh well, off to spend my money at the new titty bar, “Guano City”
/still plays his Young Guns II soundtrack at least once every few months.
Kennedy, um, wins?
/wondering who the fuck rides on a steel horse anyway
Wanted, Dead or Alive: Paying AFL Customers.
This turdburglar’s claim that this is a historic day for the league is about as reassuring as a college AD’s “vote of confidence for its football coach.