Comments on: A TROPHY WORTHY OF FANTASY FOOTBALL

By: Lothar of the Hill People

Lothar of the Hill People — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 18:17:43 +0000

The trophy/top prize in my fantasy league is a can of Heinz Spotted Dick–which I bought at my local grocery store. If you think I’m making that up, google it. You’ll buy two cans yourself–one for your league, and one for your girlfriend.

By: kmb40oz

kmb40oz — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:32:18 +0000

One Angry Gook – “i’ll take joe nedney in the 4th and my 15th beer”

By: OJ is Innocent

OJ is Innocent — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 22:36:09 +0000

Bill Simmons just ejaculated on his computer.

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:38:57 +0000

2004′s fantasy trophy is sitting in my bedroom delivering me high quality HD programming at 1080i

By: Tim was Tim

Tim was Tim — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:29:54 +0000

***Big Daddy Drew took Shaun Alexander with his first pick? HA! HA!***
He made up for it in the second round though.

By: Zack

Zack — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:19:49 +0000

This little baby only cost me $20 and has gotten me laid about 50 times more often than a fantasy football trophy would (keeping in mind that 50 x 0 = 0).

By: Philly Cheesesteak

Philly Cheesesteak — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:16:45 +0000

Does that guy have a FUCKING PIG’S FOOT AS A HAND!?!?!?

By: Blackcapricorn

Blackcapricorn — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:00:07 +0000

I like how they threw in “flag football” just to try and make this somewhat related to an actual sporting activity.

By: WhyDoYouAsk

WhyDoYouAsk — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 18:59:32 +0000

@Enrico: One Angry Gook also drafted a kicker in the 4th round. Should spend less time waiting to ambush Joe in the rice paddies, and more time learning about fantasy football.

Also, the people who buy that trophy are the same people who invest with Madoff. Fuck all of them.

By: Allan Stokke

Allan Stokke — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 18:56:57 +0000

Big Daddy Drew took Shaun Alexander with his first pick? HA! HA!