If you have any drugs nearby, I recommend doing them before watching this video. It’s some sort of introduction to 1970s-era soccer uniforms (“kits” for the purists out there) for Germany’s Bundesliga, andit’s gonna take you on an eye-opening ride.
The only way I can describe this is that it’s equal parts Soul Train, Diego Maradona coke party, Brazilian children’s TV show, SNL “Sprockets” sketch, and malaria fever dream. Like I said, it’s best viewed with drugs. Mix yourself the Winehouse Special before clicking Play.
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Mix yourself the Winehouse Special before clicking Play.
That sounds like a great idea. Does anyone know anybody that has scabies?
J.R. Richard and Terry Puhl don’t see what the big deal is.
Also, Matt, thank you very much for the video. The “serious dancing guys” may have been the highlight of 2008 for me. On a side note, 2008 sucked for me.
that also had a 70′s porno feel to it.
btw, did anyone else find the chicks in the black body suits hot? I did, expect I bet they had huge bushes.
this video makes me reeeeaaaal nervous
You sure that wasn’t Last Night’s Party?
Needs more androgyny.
(Not really.)
WDYA:If JR Richard watched this, he’d have a seizure.
Too soon?
Finally: Proof that soccer is, in fact, quite gay.
That said, they looked like they were really enjoying themselves. I’m so jealous of their freedom!
If this was from the 1940s, I’d wager most of the male models here would have been wearing pink triangles to go with their assortment of stripes. Eventually they’d have tattooed serial numbers too.
This is supposed to be the master race? Hitler is rolling over in his grave.
This is a relief, as it proves that not every soccer player whores himself out for gay sex. No, it appears many of them have gay sex pro bono.
Nothing gay about that.
@Tim: Not too soon. In fact, a STROKE of genius.
My guess is that this is exactly what a Drew Magary book signing looks like.
Nice to see some of the previous work from the “Berries and Cream” spokesman.
Fucking #7 stole my moves!
Well, if I had any skills, I would totally set this video to that damn,…”I’m a cat and I dance, dance, dance” video.
Luckily, I am on drugs so I don’t need any skills.
I don’t mean to disappoint you, but those aren’t actually the real kits (the real ones are the boring ones on the mannequins that are shown at the beginning). The more “daring” ones were designed by the guy in the green (?) suit. Apparently, he’s a “colour designer” and that’s what he’d want the kits to look like. That video has been doing the rounds in Germany for a while now, the best bit is Günter Netzer at the end though, he says: “I, too, think there should be more colour inside the stadiums, that’s also a service to the audience.” lol