12.05.08 15 YEARS
O.J. Simpson was just sentenced to fifteen years in prison for his role in the botched armed robbery that was an attempt to retrieve what he claims was his own memorabilia. The first reports I heard were 18 years, then I heard at least six years, now the headline on CNN says 15. And you know what? No one particularly cares.
It’s almost kind of sad to see this former NFL great, now stooped at 61 years old, sent off to prison and relegated to our apathy. But then you realize that he kind of murdered two people by cutting their throats so viciously they were practically decapitated, and hey, maybe the last 13 years of playing golf were a gift he didn’t really deserve.
(picture is from his trial in October — he wore prison scrubs today)
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15 YEARS
Good riddance cocksucker.
Don’t drop the soap.
The Juice is no longer Loose!
Except anally.
good news ona couple of different levels:
1. he’s going to jail
2. hopefully we never have to hear about him again until he dies
If he’d spent the last 13 years watching golf, he’d probably only have 2 years of his sentence left to serve.
Say hi to your ex-wife when you get shivved, murderer.
@Angel Eyes — If he’s spent the last thirteen years watching golf, it would have felt like a lot longer.
From CNN:
“If our efforts for all these years of pushing him drove him to commit armed robbery in Vegas, great!” Fred Goldman told reporters after the hearing.
– Poorly chosen words sir. *cough* Entrapment *cough*
Regardless… nickel says he doesn’t last a year before getting shanked.
I wonder what the black Marshal escorting him out is thinking.
You can take him OJ, he’s got a yellow toy gun and he’s listening to his iPod!
This sort of feels like the setup for a live-action version of The Longest Yard. But instead of smashing up his girlfriend’s car, O.J. “Juice” Simpson murders her instead. And instead of beating the guards in a hard-fought football game, he gets stabbed in the shower.
Why is Sean William Scott sitting in the back row?
he wore prison scrubs today
Does this mean that The Juice is replacing Zach Braff on Scrubs?
Will Lt. Drebin be able to clear him in time before- What’s that? He’s already been found guilty and has been sentenced? Oh. Well then fuck you Nordberg.
Best think of a new nickname other than The Juice:
Canned Juice?
Ass Douche?
Karma Loose?
finally. now he can get back to finding the real killer.
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