11.28.08 YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING

Goddam West Coast. I wake up at 10:00 a.m. out here, and this is going on:

Ocho Cinco makes his way through the Best Buy store in Florence, Ky. He said was in the store to buy coach Marvin Lewis a gift. Seen with a Rock Band kit, portable stereo and a Cuisinart four-slice toaster, Ocho Cinco said, “I’ve been trying to call coach, but he doesn’t answer.” It was 5:25 a.m.

Holy crap, KSK’s Ocho and Marvin series is closer to the truth than anyone ever suspected. God bless the Artist Formerly Known as Chad Johnson. The only way that list of purchased items could have been better was if it included some Michel Gondry DVDs.

[Via Fan IQ. Photo credit: Cincinnati Enquirer/Michael Keating]

BY: Matt | TAGS: CHAD JOHNSON, CHAD OCHO CINCO, CINCINNATI BENGALS, NFL, VIDEO GAMES

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There are 4 comments about:
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING

November 28th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

Punch Rockgroin says:

This has got to be the greatest story in the history of mankind.

November 28th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

Rick Vaughn says:

Good for Chad to get more use out of his CB4 Halloween costume.

November 28th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

Allan Stokke says:

Hah! Take that Marine Corps! BCG’s are actually cool now! Am I right ladies! Ladies??? *Cries*

November 29th, 2008 at 11:50 am

Helldog says:

Nice. Mars Blackmon can make toast while playing Rock Band 2.

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