11.03.08 YAY! TELEVISED MASTURBATION!
In a college football weekend that featured several games with wild endings, no game on Saturday — hell, no game this season – was as good as #1 Texas at #7 Texas Tech on Saturday night. The Red Raiders dominated the first half, but Colt McCoy led a second-half comeback that gave the Longhorns a 33-32 lead with just 90 seconds to play. Then Graham Harrell worked Tech back down the field and — just one play after Texas dropped what would have been a game-sealing interception — found Michael Crabtree on the right sideline, who shook off his defender and scored the winning TD with a second remaining. Fuh. King. Awe. Some.
Anyway, the point is, with Texas Tech undefeated and now ranked #2, we’re that much more likely to get televised performances of the fat guy jerking off into the bell. Which is all I’ve ever really wanted from college football.
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YAY! TELEVISED MASTURBATION!
Looks just like Lubbock. Too bad they can’t beat OSU and OU. Only one or the other.
But on a side note, I really did hope the student body would dress up like pirates instead of using a “Black Out” which already happened in Boulder this year when CU played WVU. People in Lubbock would love that shit, it’s high school with a collegiate twist.
That twist is just that all their students say I couldn’t get into Texas, I couldn’t get into A&M either. Oh and my parents were too poor to send me out of state. Hello Tech
Is that Kenan Thompson?
Vince, do you mean a black and unfunny version of Horatio Sanz (who wasn’t funny either)?
That bell is one lucky girl.
I didn’t know a bell can make such a good fi-fi.
DO NOT WANT
If John McCains campaign would hire 289 to photoshop a white girl in place of that bell, I have a feeling Sarah Palin would be victory shopping on Wednesday.
Nice tits!
Oh, that’s a dude?
/vomits
Biz Markie is fucking the hell out of that poor bell.
That guy is putting on his oh-face.
Oh, oh, oh…yeah
HBick,
I appreciate the irony of your use of 3rd grade level English to call out another University’s students. Please list your community college affiliation.
The team that you were cheering for last week lost. It sucks because you just bought your Longhorn t-shirt. Maybe you still have time to buy an OU shirt for this week.
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