You can rent some Florida Panther Ice Dancers for the budget price of $100 an hour, but be warned: it’s not like “renting” those women from the ads in the Village Voice. In fact, now that I’ve seen the sexual harassment policy, I wonder what’s the point of even having them around.
Sexual harassment of any sort (by any age) will not be tolerated and will be strictly enforced. Said harassment is defined as repeated requests for sexual or inappropriate favors (including kissing), demeaning sexual inquiries and vulgarities, offensive language, or any other verbal or physical conduct of sexual or degrading nature. Photographs may be taken, but both hands of those being photographed with the girls must be in full view of the camera.
Wow. That covers pretty much everything. All that’s really left is to leer from a safe distance away. Which is probably why that kid has binoculars.
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Finally, the fake hands I made can be used for good.
Something tells me I won’t pay attention to those rules when I fly these girls up to Jersey to cheer for me in my cubicle.
These rules only apply to kids with horrendous Jew-fro’s.
I bet the kid said “Bam!” immediately after the photo was taken.
Apparently, Emeril really goes all out for his son’s parties.
There are enough loopholes in that policy to drive my dick through.
“Ah Seth, ya got a tiny dick.”
That does suck because when I’m raping, I like to say “Look Ma! No hands!”
Might as well tell me I can’t convert sugars to starches.
What is the point of objectifying women if you can’t use the object?
Nowhere in that policy does it explicitly state that “I” can’t jerk off while watching them. I read it as they can’t do it for me, right?
@Pauly: You rape your ma? Hot!
“You know you’ve got a little space between your teeth?”
“You know you’ve got a big fucking nose!”
Sexual harassment of any sort (by any age) will not be tolerated and will be strictly enforced<–i’m confused are they strictly enforcing sexual harrasment or not tolerating strict enforcement?
tim i want your avatar
Judging by the looks of the one on the left, I think the Panthers cheerleaders shouldn’t flatter themselves.