What to watch for in this weekend’s biggest matchups.  Home team in ALL CAPS.

BACON over Fries — Frankly, I expected it to be a little closer.  I bet that district’s gonna see some pork, huh?  High five? (image from Holy Taco)

#1 Alabama over #16 LSU — If only the fans’ pure, blinding, scalding hatred were enough to win, then this would be a blowout for the home team.  Still: Geaux Tigers.

#2 TEXAS TECH over #9 Oklahoma State — Logic tells me that this is a let-down game for the Red Raiders, but who am I to deny my illogical belief in a coach who loves pirates?

Girlhole over MAN CAVE — I respect that companies are getting sponsored links, but I’m still creeped out by the term “man cave.”

EAGLES over Giants — Angry Philly crowd.  National TV.  The Giants have been dominant, but I could see a hiccup this week.

Titans over BEARS — Assuming Grossman starts.  Although it’s not like Kyle Orton should be seen as some kind of savior.