Big ups to George, whom I casually met at the mile 33 rest stop on I-75 earlier this morning, for this announcement from Nicki Meyer, daughter of Florida football coach Urban Meyer and previously seen here. Nicki is breaking ranks from her dad, choosing to pass over an offer from his alma mater to play volleyball at Georgia Tech next fall. What she’ll be playing with in the winter is anyone’s guess.
“It’s funny because I already have that rivalry,” Nicki said. “I already hate Georgia, so it all works out.”
Nicki says that her dad does what he can to help with her volleyball, from trying to attend her games to helping her practice.
“He just hits it at me all day long − we did that all the time this summer when we were on vacation and stuff,” Nicki said. “He doesn’t know what he is doing, so I just tell him to hit it at me.”
The piece says Nicki is 5-foot-6, but Wikipedia says Nicki is only 17, which means most of you will totally lose interest in her in a matter of months. The bright side is that she may have finally settled on a hair color by then. Damn, girl, don’t you remember what Yoda said? Blonde or blonde not. There is no try. That was Yoda, right?
[Rivals.com (image from here)]


There’s just something about a girl in knee pads…
There’s just something about a girl not in captivity yet……
I’d like to give her a yellow jacket.
(Is that a thing? Maybe it means pissing on her. Whatever.)
“It says here you wrote: I’d like to give here a yellow jacket. What did you mean by that?”
-Chris Hansen.
It’s not that she passed on a free ride to daddy’s alma maters (alma materi?) but rather her body fat percentage was way below Cincinnati’s or Ohio State’s standards.
/Go Gators
Matt, should I be worried about this rash that has already appeared from our meeting this morning?
Well, there’s a shocker. Another butter-faced girl with acne problems and a closeted homosexual father enrolls at Georgia Tech. It’s just too bad she was more into volleyball than show tunes because I hear that Urban can do the entire score of “The King and I” to perfection.
49-10
I could have pulled ass like this if I went to the highschool volleyball games?
Nice avatar, Tim was Tim. I’m assuming that you picked it because you like “Cocks” on your ass too.
butter face?? I don’t see any butter on her face. By the way UGA Georgia stinks almost as bad as my grundle. bobby (creamins) will take good care of her even though he’s no longer a coach there
No she’ll be at Moondogs drinking Butterynipples,
btw Tim if you don’t believe Uga, here’s your proof
[www.gatorswearjeanshorts.net]
How come when Urban Meyer tries to spike balls off young girls’ faces its just “volleyball practice” but when I do it, its “sexual harassment”