If you’re anything like me, you missed last night’s Country Music Awards.  And so you also missed Kid Rock wearing a Rob Bironas Titans jersey, while Lil’ Wayne backed him up in a #28 Chris Johnson (via Shutdown Corner).  You know, because white people weren’t already way less cool than black people.

Also: Lil’ Wayne plays guitar?  At the CMAs?  What the hell is going on here?  Have I been taking peyote again?  Yes?  Why is the answer to that question ALWAYS yes?

To sexy up the end the day, after the jump there are some other CMA attendees: a MILFy Shania Twain, Reese Witherspoon, and Kellie Pickler, whose name I absolutely cannot write without thinking “Pickler? I hardly know her!”  Because I would like to pickle her, you see.  And I’m not using double entendres here.  I’ve got a big ol’ vat of formaldehyde with her name on it.