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11.13.08 UMMM… GO TITANS?

If you’re anything like me, you missed last night’s Country Music Awards. And so you also missed Kid Rock wearing a Rob Bironas Titans jersey, while Lil’ Wayne backed him up in a #28 Chris Johnson (via Shutdown Corner). You know, because white people weren’t already way less cool than black people.

Also: Lil’ Wayne plays guitar? At the CMAs? What the hell is going on here? Have I been taking peyote again? Yes? Why is the answer to that question ALWAYS yes?

To sexy up the end the day, after the jump there are some other CMA attendees: a MILFy Shania Twain, Reese Witherspoon, and Kellie Pickler, whose name I absolutely cannot write without thinking “Pickler? I hardly know her!” Because I would like to pickle her, you see. And I’m not using double entendres here. I’ve got a big ol’ vat of formaldehyde with her name on it.

BY: Matt | TAGS: FANS, TENNESSEE TITANS

NUBS THE WAR DOG GETTING A MOVIE. HEART… SO WARM… (Film Drunk)
marisa miller is more like it (WWTDD)
AMERICAN GLADIATOR MOVIE STILL GOING FORWARD (Film Drunk)
heidi klum at the victorias secret fashion show (WWTDD)
JASON SEGEL GIVES OUT HIS PHONE NUMBER IN SONG (Film Drunk)
minka kelly is in st barths (WWTDD)
SECRET TO A GOOD AUDITION: BRING A BEAR (Film Drunk)
thursday afternoon headlines (WWTDD)

There are 12 comments about:
UMMM… GO TITANS?

November 13th, 2008 at 5:08 pm

Tim was Tim says:

I’d like to mark Twain.

November 13th, 2008 at 5:19 pm

Zack says:

Reese, I’d like to spoon with her.

November 13th, 2008 at 5:19 pm

Allan Stokke says:

Hooray for fake titties!!!

November 13th, 2008 at 5:19 pm

fallex says:

I don’t get the title of this post. Nary a tight’un in the bunch.

November 13th, 2008 at 5:25 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

Kid, I’d like to Rock his world.

/missed the joke, loves hillbilly tits

November 13th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

Grimey says:

All that’s missing is Luciano Pavarotti in a Lendale White jersey

November 13th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

Yamabushi says:

Lil wayne thought they said Country Fried awards

November 13th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

WhyDoYouAsk says:

“Shania” is an old Native American word meaning “Poon That Smells of Loganberries”. Ironically, I enjoy poon.

November 13th, 2008 at 7:09 pm

Slaappy says:

Dear Kid Rock
Please stay in Detroit, Thanks

November 13th, 2008 at 8:17 pm

TickleMe Anselmo says:

I just searched all over for a video of this. Hard to find. What’s important is that Lil’ Wayne was barely even playing the guitar, a lot of the time he was just posing with it. Fuck them both.

November 13th, 2008 at 8:24 pm

bonniekay says:

MATT, if you are seeing that puke Lil Wayne when high on peyote, I would consider that a BAD TRIP

November 14th, 2008 at 11:44 am

nybrasky says:

His jersey said “Kid Rock” on the back of it. Probably doesn’t even know who #2 on the Titans is. He shoulda worn a Kerry Collins jersey considering how drunk I’m sure he was.