It’s not enough for Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo to date a pin-up pop princess, attend high school pep rallies, and stop to change stranded motorists’ tires late at night. He’s so kind and selfless that he’s now taking homeless men to the movies. What an asshole.
The man, who goes by Doc, was outside a theater in in Dallas when [Romo] came up and offered to pay his way to see a movie…
Romo and Doc ended up sitting together watching the movie “Role Model.” [sic] Doc told the newspaper that he informed Romo that he hadn’t showered in days.
“Don’t worry about that,” Romo said, according to the newspaper. “I’m used to locker rooms.”
The man then said he hadn’t had sex in years. “Don’t worry about,” Romo said, according to my imagination. “I’m used to degrading myself for others’ pleasure.”


I do the same thing, but then I use the hobo for big game hunting.
“he informed Romo that he hadn’t showered in days.”
“Don’t worry about that,” Romo said, according to the newspaper. “I’m dating Jessica Simpson.”
/fixed
I volunteer to take orphans to the movies, but they never make it back to the orphanage.
I’ve be more willing to believe it if the report was accurate. Face it, it was a XXX theater and the film was “Pole” Model.
What they fail to report is that Romo bought a big-ass tub of popcorn and didn’t let that poor bitch have one kernel.
phony gwynn, then why did he cut a hole for his dick in the tub of popcorn?
@phony gwynn: I heard it played out differently. Romo cut a hole in the popcorn tub, placed it on his lap and got himself a good old-fashioned Orville Cock’n'knocker from the homeless guy.
Riiiiiight, “Tony Romo” paid for a homeless guy to watch Role Models.
You’re not fooling anybody, Paul Rudd.
the cowboys, and their fans, are still dickbags.
+1 Pauly and WAS, straight out of the movie “Diner”
Tickets: $22.00
Baby sitter: $25.00
Popcorn/Twizzlers/Cokes: $22.00
Having to sit next to a smelly homeless guy because Tony Romo thinks he doing a good deed: Pricel- Ahhhhh! Thanks Romo!
That homeless guy was actually Brad Johnson.
LOL I bet he bought popcorn and cut a hole in it to put his dick in
Oh man someone used that joke already
@punch – I heard originally it was Bledsoe, but after the previews Romo decided to go a different kicked him back out the curb and brought Johnson in.
i think what Merk was trying to say was a different DIRECTION, and then Bledsoe was kicked to the curb.
/doesn’t Matt ban retarded commenters anymore?
No, he can’t have the only comments be from people looking for wealthy black singles.
Doc the homeless guy = Quincy Carter
that has joe simpson and his pr dept written all over it.