TO THE VICTOR GO THE PORNOS
11.21.08
Danish Superliga team FC Copenhagen is regularly rewarded with a special bonus: a pair of porn movies for every game they win.
One of the club’s sponsors, sex movie distributors BN Agentur, have promised the squad two porn movies every time they win…
Copenhagen, known locally as FCK, screen the films at their training ground – although they refuse to reveal who gets to keep them afterwards.
Club chairman Flemming Ostergaard said: “As far as I am concerned, there is nothing wrong with it.”
That’s Europe for ya. Looser sexual mores. And it’s important that we Americans learn about this stuff to become more open-minded. Pornography doesn’t need to be watched alone for the purpose of masturbation. Why, sometimes it’s good to get aroused by hardcore sex while you’re surrounded by your teammates. It’s a good way to build camaraderie and forge the bonds of brotherhood. A big, gay brotherhood.

We call that one the “Reverse Farmers Tan On The Sun”.
It’s about time black boobs got equal time around here.
Nice fucking tits.
“Man, anyone else wanna hit the showers?”
Yes, but how is FC Copenhagen doing in their league table??? I’m here for sports news, and torturing Tim with Catholic hymns…not tits!
/got that joy joy joy joy down in my heart
How socialist of you.
Thunder Cock indeed.
I must say, (boobs) are European brothers (boobs) really know how to (boobs) reward (boobs)their pro (boobs) ath (boobs) letes (boobs boobs boobs) and we could really (boobs) learn a boobs from them.
/boobs
The team is sponsored by a pornography distribution company? Why can’t my firm be sponsored by the Bangbus?
She will never walk alone.
No one thinks its cool or funny when I screen pornos at work.
@ dimpie – that’s because it’s serious business. now get back to work!