TIGER WOODS GOT FIRED
11.24.08
Tiger Woods, the #1 commercial spokesman on the planet, has fallen prey to the corporate cost-cutting in the Detroit’s automotive industry. General Motors announced that it was ending Woods’s approximately $7M per year endorsement contract a year early, but his agent insists that it was “like, totally mutual, man.”
“It was a combination of things,” [Mark Steinberg at IMG] said. “Tiger was looking to gain some more time, and certainly it was an opportunity for GM to reduce its spending with everything going on.” [...]
Mark LaNeve, GM’s vice president for North American marketing, said GM and Woods started discussing an end to the deal earlier this year, and it had nothing to do with the Detroit Three automakers’ quest for $25 billion in federal loans.
Oh yeah. Totally unrelated. Just this mutual thing because Tiger wanted more personal time.
Man, poor Tiger Woods. It’s terrible to see a family man lose a source of income in this troubled economy. That guy’s life must really suck.

Looks like McDonalds has a new burger flipper.
But can I keep all these sweet Buicks?
I bet his fatass wife nags him to death.
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stop making shit up WDYA, i’m a giving soul, and I dont like to be fooled.
Proof positive that hot chicks do not necessarily pump out attractive children. Kevin Spacey and Phil Collins are jealous of that kid’s widow’s peak.
Sorry, Merk. Sometimes I go too far with my tomfoolery, and innocents like you pay the price. Thanks for the reminder that the price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
@WDYA – not a problem. I’ve actually decided the best way to help ol’ Tigz out is to make a deposit into his wife anyways. I’ll get you the link to that asap.
I guess that frees up more time in his not so busy schedule. Now he has to settle with more free time to bang his hot wife. How unlucky is he?
So since Elin is Swedish, does that make their kid Caublanasianavian?
Also, is it too early to call dibs on Tiger’s daughter?