Comments on: THIS IS GONNA BE AN EPIC BOWL OF SUCK

By: smurphette

smurphette — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 03:44:30 +0000

That is my favorite photoshop of all time.

By: MelGibson

MelGibson — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:06:36 +0000

As a Seattle resident, I can say that watching the Huskies is like watching retards fuck.

/Jeff Ross

By: bfly19

bfly19 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:23:37 +0000

i cant believe we have gotten this far without a single jerramy stevens reference. Watch out pullman, i hear he’s coming and he’s got his new rapin’ shoes on.

By: Taco_JOnes

Taco_JOnes — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:20:10 +0000

I can’t believe no one’s mentioned Michael Gross, who stole the show in Tremors in departure from his best-known role as Michael Keaton on Family Ties.

By: Zack

Zack — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:06:23 +0000

Saunders might be onto something. Nuclear waste causes mutations such as tentacles, and Seattle’s got a relatively large population of Japanese women.

/ spent far too much time watching Japanese tentacle porn.

// doesn’t regret a single minute of it.

By: Saunders

Saunders — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:42:53 +0000

Couldn’t we do something productive with Seattle? Like, I dunno, nuclear waste dump?

By: whowillsexmutombo

whowillsexmutombo — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:05:07 +0000

Not to get all Klosterman here, but bad teams only suck in relation to good teams. When you put two bad teams up against each other, the two negatives tend to cancel out and create a thoroughly un-interesting match up.

That’s why I hate boxing but love to watch gangs stomp the shit out of one dude in an alley.

By: Zack

Zack — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:54:21 +0000

Normally things that suck this much have what’s called an “event horizon.”

By: Hugh B. Brown v2.0

Hugh B. Brown v2.0 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:53:57 +0000

The M’s. The Seahawks. The Sonics moving. The Storm NOT moving. And now this. Kurt Cobain should write a song about Seattle’s sports misery.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:53:55 +0000

Tremors is the fucking tits. How Fred Ward didn’t win an Oscar, I will never know.