The spoils of an MLS title include a big trophy, medals, and a baby
Congratulations are in order for the Columbus Crew, who brought home their first-ever championship by beating the upstart New York Red Bulls 3-1 in the MLS Cup Final yesterday. Yeah, I didn’t realize it was going on, either.
Buoyed by stars Frankie Hejduk (who scored the insurance goal) and league MVP Guillermo Barros Schelotto (three assists), the Crew earned a title that in many ways is deserved. Not only is Columbus one of the league’s first franchises, but they also built the first stadium in America designed for a pro soccer team and have one of the more devoted fan bases in the league. So, good for them. It’s nice to write something pleasant about Ohio for once.
In other minor championship news, the Calgary Stampeders beat the Montreal Alouettes for the CFL’s Grey Cup. Probably because “Alouette” is such a faggy team name.
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Whoa, photographic evidence of the Black man stealing a valuable trophy from a group of clean-cut white athletes, presumably playing the game the “right” way.
Taking in a game with the Columbus Crew (sponsored by Glidden) involved is like watching paint dry.
So back to the hooker orgies?
They all got their Green cards dipped in Gold.
Gay name?
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Sure showed you, eh Matt?
jesus fuck on a stick, look at that link and scroll down to where they translate the song. I used to sing that shit in grade school. Morbid ass Canadian school systems.
Look at the little groupie in the pink on that guy’s shoulders. Damn whores.