11.06.08 THE BRADY QUINN ERA BEGINS
As noted below, there are plenty of activities in New York City tonight. But for the sports fan who ISN’T located in the capital of what my platoon sergeant once called “liberalism and faggotry,” there are still plenty of sports to be enjoyed on TV tonight.
Like, um, the NBA, maybe? And probably some hockey games. And there’s usually a college football game on Thursday nights, right? Hell, what do I look like, your TV Guide? You’re on the Internet, look it up your damn self.
My point is, Brady Quinn makes his first career start tonight when the Broncos (4-4) visit the Browns (3-5). And I say, about damn time. Not because I think he deserves it or anything. I just like that every picture of him is either a way over-the-top homoerotic candid or a way over-the-top homoerotic homage to Abercrombie & Fitch man-candy. Given that the Broncos defense is one of the worst in the league, it’s probably too much to ask to see him raped by a 310-pound defensive tackle. But we can still dream, can’t we?
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THE BRADY QUINN ERA BEGINS
Brady is dedicating his performance tonight to his soulmate: James Dungy.
At the end of the game, Brady will take off his helmet, look directly into the camera and say, “Now I’m dumb”.
Nothing says “I respect your NFL Caliber Defense” like starting a QB on a short week with 1, maybe 2 days of 1st team practice instead of next week when there’s an extended period of breaking in, so to speak.
Brady’s pretty upset about Proposition 8 passing, so he’s going to be on fire tonight. And by “on fire” of course I mean “flaming.”
Your Blingee ain’t blingeeing.
The British word for pussy is Quim, in Ireland pretty pussy is Quinn, so says Hello Kitty!
Keep it high and tight Quinn. High and tight!!
Can we close out the day with some cheerleader news, or some Marissa Miller news, or some lingerie football league news, or honestly anything at all less homoerotic than shirtless photos of Brady Quinn (i.e. anything at all).
Notice how on every TD pass he forced it into a tight end?
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